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Stupid Wives

Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first says, «I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket...

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Why I Had To Change Hotels Last Week

Last week I checked into my hotel in Las Vegas and was a bit lonely. I thought, I’ll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked...

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Do Not Disturb!

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best...

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New Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands opens in New York City. Women can go here to choose a new husband. At the entrance is a description of the store policies: You may visit this...

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Camel family

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, «Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?» The mother replies, «Well son, when we trek across the desert...

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Most Famous Man

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, «I’ll give £50 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous...

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Genie In The Lamp

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled upon an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said «You released me from the lamp… This...

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He was wrong only by two

Jack was the football coach at an American college. He always tried to find good football players for his team. Jack trained his players very well. They were good at runnung, jumping, swimming, rowing and different games. They...

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The other side

Once upon a time there was a river. On one side of the river there lived arabbit and on the other side there lived a bear. One fine day the bear was sitting on a stump,...

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